Life with Louie (TV Series)
Caddy on a Hot Tin Roof (1996)
Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie
Quotes
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JoJo Stomopolis : Alright, Louie, give me a tee.
[Expects a golf tee]
Louie : Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis : What? Give me a tee.
Louie : Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis : Are you listening? I said give me a tee!
Louie : [Spreads arms] Tee!
Jojo Stomopolis : I'm guessing this is going to be a long day.
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Louie Anderson : I'm supposed to be your caddy *and* carry your clubs?
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Jojo Stomopolis : Where's my two iron?
Louie Anderson : Well you used it on the tenth hole.
Jojo Stomopolis : Yeah, and...?
Louie Anderson : Well, I thought you were done with it.
Jojo Stomopolis : So you left it there?
Louie Anderson : I'm supposed to carry these things to every hole?
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Louie Anderson : I'm tellin' ya, Dad, computers. They're the wave of the future. Jojo says so.
Andy Anderson : Thanks for the tip, Louie, I'll be sure to invest my nest egg. Hey, Honey, how much is my nest egg?
Ora Anderson : [Looking in cookie jar] Three dollars and two oatmeal delights.
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Andy Anderson : [sarcastically] Computers. Ha ha. There's a real growth industry. A passing fad if I ever heard one.
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[Grunewald is throwing pebbles at Louie's window to wake him up]
Andy Anderson : Hey Grunewald, ever hear of a doorbell?
Grunewald : I don't wanna wake everybody up.
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Andy Anderson : What do you need a horn for? You were blessed with a big mouth. Use it.
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Louie : But all my friends have new horns.
Andy Anderson : Well, if all your friends had new motocycles, would you want one too?
Louie : Well, yeah.
Andy Anderson : Ah, that backfired.
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Louie : I should go to clown school, at least I'd get a horn there.
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Andy Anderson : Louie, light of my life, my favorite son, you want to watch the Nightsniffer marathon, eat some pizza and donuts, huh, kid?
Louie : Love to, Dad, but someone's gotta bring home the bacon 'round here.
Andy Anderson : What am I, chopped liver?
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Ora Anderson : Some day, you're going to learn that there are some things in life that are more important than money.
Louie : I know, it's just that it takes a lot of money to buy all those things. Ciao, Mother.