Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)
Church of Metropolis (1994)
Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman
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Quotes
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Clark Kent : Mayson likes me, Clark, but she hates Superman. Which is kinda confusing because Lois loves Superman but only likes Clark. Mayson likes Clark, but in a different way than Lois, and Mayson hates Superman in a way that's different from anybody.
Martha Kent : Oh, Clark, I've been afraid something like this was going to happen.
Clark Kent : What?
Martha Kent : You're beginning to talk about yourself in the third person.
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Jonathan Kent : Martha, the boy has two gorgeous women running after him. This does not rate high on the list of world problems.
Clark Kent : That's true, but let's not forget that Mayson may be an agent of Intergang.
Jonathan Kent : Well, nobody's perfect, son.
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Clark Kent : I have to go.
Lois Lane : Where?
Clark Kent : You guys stay here, it won't take long.
Lois Lane : What won't take long?
Clark Kent : The thing that I have to do, in the place that I'll be back from in just one second.
[runs out of the room]
Mayson Drake : Does he do that a lot?
Lois Lane : Constantly.
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Perry White : Superman, did you just save me from something?
Superman : Yeah.
Perry White : Do I wanna know about it?
Superman : No.
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Lois Lane : Careful, that sounds like the bug that bit me. Still hurts.
[Clark catches the bug]
Lois Lane : Nice get!
Clark Kent : I'm gonna go let it out the window.
Lois Lane : What all of a sudden, you're a Buddhist?
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Clark Kent : You know, if anyone's blind around here, it's you!
Lois Lane : What's that supposed to mean?
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Clark Kent : Your plan worked.
Lois Lane : My plan worked. I love saying that!
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Clark Kent : It was one of those things that sounded good at the time, but once I got in the elevator, I didn't know what it meant.
Martha Kent : Freud would say, " It's a subconscious desire in search of a context." And Jung would dismiss it as an anger induced synaptic anomaly.
Jonathan Kent : Adult education. It's a beautiful thing.
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Clark Kent : I shouldn't have lost my temper.
Lois Lane : Well, you're entitled to. I lose mine once every...what?
Clark Kent : Three, four minutes.
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Superman : [after Mayson insults him] This just hasn't been my day.
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Mayson Drake : I'd like to see if you're willing to testify against Baby Rage.
Baby Rage : [yelling while struggling with two cops] I'm not telling you nothing unless I see my lawyer.
Clark Kent : Baby Rage? I wonder why they call him that.
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Clark Kent : Let me throw on a shirt real quick.
Mayson Drake : No! I-I mean you don't have to.
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Clark Kent : I shouldn't have lost my temper.
Lois Lane : Well, you're entitled to. I lose mine once every... what?
Clark Kent : Three, four minutes.
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Martin Snell : Face it, you've got your little red shorts caught in a bad combo of high tech and close friends. Even you can't be in two places at once - but our bullets can. So... where does that leave us?
Superman : Let's ask the D.A.
Martin Snell : Oh sure, you can take me in. You're Superman, and I'm just a guy from Paramus.
[Superman looks puzzled]
Martin Snell : New Jersey.
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Superman : [fighting with a gang while disguised as a cop] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you. Do you understand these rights as I have just explained them to you?
[criminal groans]
Mike Lane : Officer, that sounds like a yes.
Superman : I'm gonna go call for...uh...
Mike Lane : Back-up?
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Martin Snell : Are we clear?
Superman : On one thing. This is *not* over.
