Lost in Space (TV Series)

The Lost Civilization (1966)

Dick Tufeld: The Robot

Quotes 

• Will Robinson : What's wrong with you, Robot? You said there was drinking water here.

  The Robot : The adjective "drinking" was not included in my programming.

  Will Robinson : Well, it is now. We need water we can drink.

  The Robot : Revision of original programming duly noted: We will now search for "drinking water."

• Will Robinson : [trapped in a pit]  There's a passageway along here. Will that get us out?

  The Robot : Insufficient data. Suggest trial and error.

  Will Robinson : Okay, but we sure have been giving those errors a workout.

• The Robot : Danger! Danger!

  Will Robinson : Looks safe enough to me.

  The Robot : Danger ahead! Proceed with caution!

  Will Robinson : Boy, do YOU need an overhaul.

• Will Robinson : Well, what do I do now?

  The Robot : Kiss the girl.

  Will Robinson : KISS her?

  The Robot : It is the only way to wake her up.

  Will Robinson : Then let her sleep.

  The Robot : Stop. It is necessary to KISS the girl.

  Will Robinson : All right. Then YOU do it.

  The Robot : It is neessary that YOU do it.

  Will Robinson : How do you know what's necessary for ME to do?

  The Robot : Dr. Smith has progrmmed into my memory banks the plots of every story in literature. This is one of them.

  Will Robinson : What one?

  The Robot : Sleeping Beauty.

  Will Robinson : She doesn't look like any beauty to me, but she sure is sleeping.

  The Robot : That is why you must kiss her to wake her up.

  Will Robinson : Do I HAVE to?

  The Robot : Affirmative.

  Will Robinson : Now I know why Don gets so mad at Dr. Smith.

• The Robot : Kiss the girl!

  Will Robinson : All right! All right! Gimme a chance, will ya!

  [Will hesitates] 

  The Robot : KISS the girl.

• Dr. Zachary Smith : You neanderthal ninny! How dare you disturb my rest!

  The Robot : I wanted to let you know that I've come back.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Indeed. What possible difference could that make to anyone?

  The Robot : Everyone has someone. I have only you.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Have you, indeed? Depart! What're you staring at?

  The Robot : For a moment you reminded me of someone.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : [bored]  Really? Who?

  The Robot : Sleeping Beauty. Haa ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Stop that absurd laughter and leave at once, you monstrous metallurgical medler! I'm in no mood for your heavy-handed levity!