Lost (TV Series)

Deus Ex Machina (2005)

Matthew Fox: Dr. Jack Shephard

Quotes 

• Jack : [Sawyer has been complaining about headaches; Jack is having a little fun with him while conducting an eye exam]  Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?

  Sawyer : What the hell's that got to do with anything?

  Jack : Is that a yes?

  Sawyer : [begrudgingly]  Yes.

  Jack : Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?

  Jack : [Sawyer glares at him]  I'll take that as another "yes". When was the last outbreak?

  Sawyer : Go to hell, Doc.

  Kate : [Sawyer leaves]  I know he deserved it, but...

  Jack : He needs glasses.

• Jack : Picking up on a little Korean there, Michael?

  Michael : Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say, uh, "faster" and "idiot".

• Sawyer : My uncle. He, uh, died of a brain tumor.

  Jack : Yeah?

  Jack : That run in the family? Tumors?

  Jack : What type of tumor was it?

  Sawyer : The type that kills ya.

• Jack : [about Sawyer]  Look, Kate, I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out, and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm going to get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner... and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname.

• Jack Shephard : I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm gonna get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner. And if I'm real lucky a brand-new nickname.