Lost (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Hugo (2005)
Jorge Garcia: Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes
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Quotes
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Hurley : Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine before we had any potato chips. Now we've got these potato chips, everyone's gonna want them. So, Steve gets them, Charlie's pissed, but not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me. And I'm gonna be in the middle of it. And then it's gonna be, "What about us?" "Why didn't I get any potato chips?" "Help us out, Hurley. Why did you give Kate the shampoo?" "Why didn't I get the peanut butter?" Then, they'll get really mad and start asking, "Why does Hugo have everything? Why should he get to decide?" Then they'll all hate me.
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Jin Kwon : Hi there, Hurley.
Hurley : Jin, you're here.
Jin Kwon : I sure am.
Hurley : Dude, you speak English.
Jin Kwon : No, you're speaking Korean.
Hurley : [in Korean] I am?
[chicken mascot appears next to Jin]
Hurley : [still in Korean] What's he doing here?
Jin Kwon : Everything's going to change.
Hurley : [still in Korean] What?
Jin Kwon : Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
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Hurley : Dude, look, I'd never lie.
Charlie Pace : And the time you told me you were worth $150 million?
Hurley : It's 156 million.
Charlie Pace : I'm sorry! I must've confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself!
[showing Aaron]
Charlie Pace : And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops, so excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
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Charlie Pace : [about the food in the hatch] Is there peanut butter?
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes : What?
Charlie Pace : Peanut butter. Nutty, creamy, staple of children everywhere?
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes : Er, yeah. A couple jars.
Charlie Pace : Brilliant. How about you give us one. It's for Claire.
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes : No can do man.
Charlie Pace : You're saying no to a nursing mother?
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Carmen Reyes : Yes, it must be something you ate, because you eat basura, and you don't exercise.
Hurley : I do exercise.
Carmen Reyes : Falling down is not exercise!
