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Admiral Cox : Oh, one more thing. Pierce, you obviously didn't need us when you called. Why did you get us up here?
Hawkeye : Well, I'm sorry, Admiral. It was a misunderstanding. We needed help with a crossword puzzle.
Admiral Cox : A crossword puzzle?
Hawkeye : We were stuck. A five-letter Yiddish word for bedbug.
Admiral Cox : I don't believe it. You dragged us all the way up here just to get the word vontz?
Hawkeye : Vontz!
Lt. Tippy Brooks : Vontz!
Hawkeye : Beej, it's vontz!
