"M*A*S*H" Are You Now, Margaret? (TV Episode 1979) - Mike Farrell as Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

Major Margaret Houlihan : Well, tell me what I can do.

Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : We need to be closer, Margaret. Much closer.

Major Margaret Houlihan : Closer?

Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Right.

Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Margaret and Williamson kiss. Klinger steps out of the closet and snaps a picture] 'V.I.P. Makes Major Mistake.'

Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What was that?

Major Margaret Houlihan : It's 10:00.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles enter] Did someone flash?

Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Uh! Uh, uh... There is someone in that wall locker.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : There is?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Oh, my. You must...

Maj. Charles Winchester : You're right, they're everywhere.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [B.J. opens the closet door] Klinger, is there someone in here?

Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : No, I've been in here 20 minutes, and I haven't seen anybody.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : What about the fellow you share this tent with? Winchester?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Ah, R. Theodore, there is a true man among men.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Absolutely. But more than a man, he's a prince.

Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Tell me about him.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : He used to be a frog.
Congressional Aide R. T. Williamson : Is everyone as dedicated as you are?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Ah, what do we care?

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt