- Capt. B.J. Hunnicut: [hands over a fishing lure, for the time capsule] I fished with this a couple of times. Hawk told me it belonged to Colonel Blake. It's for all the men who never made it home.
- Hawkeye: [Hands over a teddy bear] This belonged to Radar; he left it for me. Let it stand for all the soldiers who came over as boys, and left as men.
- Major Charles Winchester: By the way, you realize you didn't include anything in the time capsule from the infamous Major Burns.
- Hawkeye: I was thinking about putting in his scalpel, but I didn't want to include any deadly weapons.
- Major Charles Winchester: [Rizzo bumps into him] Get out of the way, you chitlin!
- Sergeant Luther Rizzo: [speaking low after Winchester moves on] Man's gonna kiss my chitlins!
- Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan: All you've done for this project is make stupid dumb jokes.
- Hawkeye: First job I've ever had where I could use my natural talents.