M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Blood and Guts (1982)

Rita Wilson: Nurse Lacey

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• Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [to Clayton after Nurse Lacey motions to him in Post Op]  Ah, would you excuse me for one second? Uh, it's, uh, a call to the wild.

  Clayton Kibbee : [Thumbs up & clicking sound he makes]  Why, sure, good luck.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Walking with her over to private area]  Ah, Lieutenant Lacey!... no doubt curious about tonight. I got it all planned. We'll meet at the Motor Pool at 8:00 and drive each other crazy.

  Nurse Lacey : Hawkeye, I'm afraid I can't make it.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [In unsettled tone]  Can't make it? No.

  Nurse Lacey : I'm gonna have to take a rain check.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Your lips tell me No-No, but there's Please, Please in my eyes.

  Nurse Lacey : I'm sorry, but Clay invited me to have a drink with him this evening.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Shocked]  Clay? A drink of what,prune juice?

  Nurse Lacey : Hawkeye, I figured you'd understand. I can go out with you anytime. Clay is only gonna be here for a few days & he is so charming and he's known so many famous people.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Sarcastically]  Oh, I know... like Grover Cleveland, Voltaire, Pocahontas...

  Nurse Lacey : [Interrupts]  Don't tell me you're jealous.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Jealous? Oh please. I won't even dignify that with a comment.

  Nurse Lacey : [Knowing he's jealous starts to leave]  O-o-h.

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Follows her out door ,resumes taunting]  Marco Polo, Galileo, Rasputin!