M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Change of Command (1975)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
Quotes
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Klinger : Colonel Potter, sir; Corporal Klinger. I'm section eight, Head to toe. I'm wearing a Warner bra. I like to play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out.
Col. Potter : Horse-hockey.
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Maj. Frank Burns : Another week in command, and I'd have had you out of that dress!
Klinger : I'm not that easy.
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Col. Potter : Horse hockey. I've seen these dodges for forty years, all the tricks. I knew one private said he was a mare, carried a colt in his arms for weeks. Another fella said he was a daisy, insisted we water him every morning. No, corporal, it ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that fru-fru and into a uniform and you STAY in uniform. Dismissed!
Klinger : [to Radar who has just walked in] Radar, I'm finished! I gotta burn my bloomers!
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Frank Burns : Another week in command and I'd have had you out of that dress.
Klinger : I'm not that easy!
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Col. Potter : Klinger, nice outfit.
Klinger : Thank you, sir. It's from the Shirley Temple collection.
