M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Change of Command (1975)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

Quotes 

• Captain B.J. Hunnicut : [Turning Major Burns' bed into a bar]  What do we call it?

  Hawkeye : It's in the corner. Let's call it The Corner Bar. It's been used. I got it! "Frank's Bed" now doing business as "Joe's Bar and Grill".

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : If my wife calls, I'm not here.

  Hawkeye : Henry would've loved this.

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Fair man with a bottle, you say?

  Hawkeye : Henry? He could have been a competition drinker. The man was born with a spare tank. I really miss him.

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : How about the Henry Blake Memorial Bar?

  Hawkeye : I'll buy that. Let's break it in. I'll throw out the first drunk. With any luck it'll be me.

• Col. Potter : To Harry Truman!

  Captain B.J. Hunnicut : To Bess Truman. To Margaret Truman!

  Hawkeye : To err is Truman