M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Dear Comrade (1978)

David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester

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Quotes 

• B.J. : [All five men are drunk]  Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute! Kwang, am I crazy, or-or is your English improving?

  Hawkeye : Yeah.

  Charles : Yeah.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Yeah, youz-you talkin' real good right now.

  Kwang : Ah, yeah. W- Aaah, it must be the whiskey.

  Col. Sherman T. Potter : Ah.

  Kwang : Fill me up, Charlie.

  Charles : How dare, do you realize who you're tal- a day ago, I employ- oh, what the hell.

  [pours Kwang some whiskey] 

• Hawkeye : [after barging in and startling Charles, causing him to spill his wine on himself]  Guess who, Charles!

  B.J. : Welcome back!

  Charles : Like a belch from a bad onion!

• Charles : What do you mean, you're leaving?

  Kwang : I go look for better job. More pay, less you.

• Kwang : What is hospital doing with big gun?

  Charles : Knowing this unit, Kwang, it's probably a new form of anesthesia.