M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Depressing News (1981)
Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [Upon seeing the dozens of tongue depressor boxes] Oh, the new neighbors must be moving into that vacant tent down the block.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Gee, I hope they have some kids my age.
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : There is no humor in this, gents. That dumb trucker just stuck us with five hundred thousand tongue depressors.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : [laughing] No wonder you look so down in the mouth.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Five hundred thousand?
Colonel Sherman T. Potter : I'm getting too old for this. I should've taken the severance pay in '28, started that dude ranch. Damn zoning laws.