Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : [handing a martini glass to BJ] Can I have another lemon squash?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Coming up, Tex.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Best keep your wits about you, Major.
Maj. Frank Burns : Oh, don't worry about me, sir. I got a hollow head.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : You guys pull a fast one and put a toe tag on Burns last night?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : We addressed him, but we didn't mail him.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Oh come on, guys, no horsin' around now. What have you done with Burns?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : We did what you said.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Showed him a good time, right?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Right.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : He's disappeared!
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : It's his way of saying "thank you".