M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Lend a Hand (1980)
William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
Quotes
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Lt. : With all due respect Klinger, get the "h" out of there.
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Klinger : [writing on cake with frosting for Hawkeye's birthday] A real work of art, huh Major?
Charles : A masterpiece, Klinger! With one minuscule flaw: You have wished Hawkeye, a 'Happy Birthhday'.
Klinger : Huh?
Charles : See, 'birthday' is not generally spelled with a pair of h's.
Klinger : Don't pick nits, Major. It's that tiny imperfection that makes it special!
Charles : Fix the cake.
Klinger : It's easy for you to be a critic. You didn't spend three hours facing a blank piece of cake!
Charles : Fix the cake!
Klinger : I guarantee, nobody's gonna notice!
Father Mulcahy : [Father Mulchay enters kitchen] Hello! Ah, how's it coming, dough-boy?
Charles : Uh, tell me-what's wrong with this cake Father 'Mulcahhy'?
Father Mulcahy : Hmm... Nothing at all!
Klinger : HA!
Father Mulcahy : Especially if you like h's!