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Quotes
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Hawkeye : [celebrating the successful transplant] We made someone who is part George and part Harold.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : [recovering from donating the blood] And part Winchester.
Hawkeye : That's right! When he wakes up, he won't know whether to be brave, generous, or pompous.
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Lieutenant Kellye Yamato : I brought the arterial grafts, doctor.
Hawkeye : Let me see them. No, these are too small. If too much of the aorta is gone we're gonna be in big trouble.
Lieutenant Kellye Yamato : Well, this one's pretty big.
Hawkeye : No, that's no bigger than a piece of spaghettini. I need rigatoni.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Spoken like a true meatball surgeon.
Lieutenant Kellye Yamato : Rigatoni? Doctor, I'm part Chinese and part Hawaiian. Can you put that in ethnic measurements I can understand?
Hawkeye : A small eggroll.
Lieutenant Kellye Yamato : That I understand. We don't have any that big.
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Hawkeye : [to BJ, after BJ runs into OR with the aortic graft] What took so long?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : The guy it was attached to was still using it.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : His name was Harold.
Hawkeye : Who was?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : The guy the aorta came from.
Hawkeye : [beginning the transplant] Harold, meet George, George, this is Harold.
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[Charles is the only one who can give the appropriate blood]
Hawkeye : Charles, lie down and start bleeding.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Klinger carries bags of ice] The iceman cometh.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Put it behind me.
[a canvas bath is set up behind Hawkeye]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Let's move this table forward. Get it right up against my legs, right behind my legs.
[He looks at the small amount of ice]
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : That's all the ice you got?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm sorry. I'm a desert person.