M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Margaret's Marriage (1977)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I used to pay water polo, but my horse drowned.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [Donald has passed out drunk] Let's slip him in bed with Nurse Carson.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : No wait, I've got a better idea. Let's slip me in bed with Nurse Carson.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Why don't we toast the happy couple.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : They're too big for our toaster.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [after Donald Penobscott chases Frank out of the mess hall] Father, do you do Presbyterian funerals?
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Well. one of us ought to to tell her it was a joke.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : His leg is okay.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : The cast is a fake.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : [Margaret can't hear them over the helicopter noise] What?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt , Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : The cast.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Take it off.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Taking off.