"M*A*S*H" Oh, How We Danced (TV Episode 1981) - Alan Alda as Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

Hawkeye : [Charles has been punched by Major Finch] Don't worry, Charles, every clout has a silver lining. You just put that tooth under your pillow tonight and by morning, the Winchester fortune will have been increased by a dime.

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Please shut up, Pierce.

Hawkeye : [Holds up dukes] Oh yeah? You wanna make me?

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Will you just let me bleed in peace?

Hawkeye : Or in pieces.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You want to know about my home life so you ask me what I do in the morning?

Hawkeye : Oh did I say home? I'm sorry, no, I meant the people. The people - people IN the home. I mean, what's a home without people? Just a big house with a dog in it. Don't let me interrupt you. Go ahead. What do you do first thing in the morning?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I open my eyes. That is generally followed by yawning and getting out of bed. Now stop me if this is getting too exciting for you.

Hawkeye : No, no, this is great. What do you do then?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I go downstairs, and Peg pours me a damn cup of coffee and I drink it. What difference does it make what I do in the morning?

Hawkeye : You're right, you're right. I've been running that subject into the ground. Let's just drop it.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Good.

Hawkeye : What do you do in the afternoon?
Hawkeye : I always feel very patriotic when I come out of OR. My whites are covered with red and it gives me the blues.

Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce