M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Oh, How We Danced (1981)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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• Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : You want to know about my home life so you ask me what I do in the morning?

  Hawkeye : Oh did I say home? I'm sorry, no, I meant the people. The people - people IN the home. I mean, what's a home without people? Just a big house with a dog in it. Don't let me interrupt you. Go ahead. What do you do first thing in the morning?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I open my eyes. That is generally followed by yawning and getting out of bed. Now stop me if this is getting too exciting for you.

  Hawkeye : No, no, this is great. What do you do then?

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : I go downstairs, and Peg pours me a damn cup of coffee and I drink it. What difference does it make what I do in the morning?

  Hawkeye : You're right, you're right. I've been running that subject into the ground. Let's just drop it.

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Good.

  Hawkeye : What do you do in the afternoon?

• Charles : Here. This is what I risked my life for.

  [hands piece of paper to Colonel Potter] 

  Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : We didn't know if you were late, Charles, or the late Charles. We thought maybe you'd been shot and we were trying to figure out which side did it.

  Charles : Hunnicut, go hurt yourself.