M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Potter's Retirement (1978)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Charles appears to drink from a bottle of hair tonic] Charles! You're drinking your hair!
Major Charles Winchester : Don't be ridiculous. This is 12 year old scotch. You don't think I'd leave this in the original bottle around you petty larcenists, do you?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Ewww!
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : What?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I've been drinking from his scotch bottle!
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [as Hawkeye and BJ are trying to look in the mailbag] No, absolutely not! Once it goes in this bag only a US mailman can open it. It's sacred.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Radar, one of those bad reports about Colonel Potter could be in that sacred bag.
Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : Why didn't you say so?
[dumps the entire contents of the bag on the floor]
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Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Here's a letter from Klinger to his draft board.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Is it ticking?
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Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly : [as Hawkeye prepares to open a letter] You're not going to tear into that are you?
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : It's all right. We're doctors.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Right. I'll open. He'll close.
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Captain B.J. Hunnicut : What's he got against Potter?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Why don't we pin him to the ground, cover him with ants and ask him nicely?
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : [Reading the label on a bottle in Charles' footlocker] Ogilve& Cabot's Hair Sprout. A harvest of hair in every bottle.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Remind me to put some of that in his deodorant.