M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Rainbow Bridge (1974)
William Christopher: Father Francis Mulcahy
Quotes
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Father Francis Mulcahy : I hate to interfere with your rest and relaxation,
[Chuckles]
Father Francis Mulcahy : but I do have a short shopping list from some of the gang. And of course the filthy lucre to pay for same.
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : What do we got here?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Oh, the usual... cameras, lenses, watches.
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : [Trapper looks at the list] A training bra?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Can't be for anybody we know.
Father Francis Mulcahy : Klinger. Understandably, there's some gaps in my education. What exactly is a training bra?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : It's just like an ordinary one, only it has two little wheels in back.
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Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Ah. Three days without shaking hands with somebody's gall bladder. For your divine help in granting us this sabbatical, we give thanks, O Lord.
Father Francis Mulcahy : [Father Mulcahy walks in] You rang?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I didn't know He made house calls.