M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Some 38th Parallels (1976)
Gary Burghoff: Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly
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Quotes
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Cpl. Walter Eugene 'Radar' O'Reilly : [after a patient died] Gee, I hope I don't cry.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : It's no sin, Radar.
Cpl. Walter Eugene 'Radar' O'Reilly : When was the last time you felt like crying, sir?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : What time is it?
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Cpl. Walter Eugene 'Radar' O'Reilly : Why do women ride sidesaddle?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Would you marry a woman who didn't?
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : And so I, uh, fixed it up and Captain Hunnicutt says to me... He says to me, "Radar, you may have saved his life."
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : You wanna save another life?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Huh?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Don't eat that food.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : What's the matter with it?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : You ever pull kitchen duty?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : No, I've been lucky.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Oh, it's beautiful. You don't know the conditions. They paint over the cockroaches. If you ever saw what they put in the hash, you'd go screaming into the night. And later you just might.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Oh, I don't care. I saved a guy's life.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Is he still in the army?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Of course.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Some saving.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Did you order the new specimen bottles?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Oh, yes, I did, sir.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Let's watch this batch. Don't let any damn fool try to play songs on 'em again. How 'bout the V.D. Films?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Uh, I ordered two new ones, sir. Uh, "Clean as a Whistle" and "Buy You a Drink, Sailor?"
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Fine.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Knocking] Shh! My wife.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Hawk? Hawk?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : She always hawks like that. Yes, dear?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Captain B.J. Wants you in post-op.
Nurse Able : Radar, can't it wait?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : What happened to your voice?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I got a new pair of shorts from home.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Radar?
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Yes, sir?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : You may have just saved his life.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Really? Gee, I didn't mean to. Well, wh-who would've thought I could? Gee.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Klinger is peeling potatoes] The army's ruinin' my hands, you know.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Mm-hmm.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : My hands are my best feature. When I was born, my father took one look and said to my mother, "Thanks a lot for the eight-pound baby nose."
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Heh-heh.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : But my mother said, "His hands, Amos. Look at his hands. He's a musician!" What do you think my old man did?
[Radar shrugs his shoulders]
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Went right out, stole a violin, and stuck it in my crib. I was one week old. What did I know from violins? I started suckin' on the bridge.