"M*A*S*H" Strange Bedfellows (TV Episode 1983) - Mike Farrell as Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Charles! Those flowers are only gonna be blooming for a little while. When they're gone, your allergy will be gone. All we're asking is that you go somewhere else for a couple of nights, and let us get some sleep!

Maj. Charles Winchester : Me? Let's talk you. You're the ones with the problem. You go somewhere else! I'd be more than happy to suggest a place.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : We live here. We don't snore. And we're not going anywhere!

Maj. Charles Winchester : Probably the only three things we will ever have in common. Now, if you'll excuse me, this conversation is putting me to sleep.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Good morning!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : I wouldn't bring that up for a vote, if I were you.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Not unless you want to see a show of fists.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : You fellas look like walking advertisements for rigor mortis. You feeling all right?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : If only I had the strength to drop dead.

Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : If you two would stop carousing all night, you might feel better in the morning.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : For your information, Margaret, we went to bed at 10:00 last night. And at 10:15, 10:30...

Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : What are you talking about?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Charles snores! We would have gotten a better night's sleep at the front.

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt