M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Strange Bedfellows (1983)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
Quotes
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Maj. Charles Winchester : Gentlemen and Margaret, as a physician, I'm fully aware that pollen can cause certain allergic reactions which, in certain circumstances, can lead to snoring. However, in this case, that cannot be the case.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : Why not?
Maj. Charles Winchester : Because I do not snore!
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Charles, what is the big deal about admitting it?
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : A lot of people snore.
Maj. Charles Winchester : A lot of people dribble soup on their chins and vote for Democrats.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : [Hawkeye and BJ rouse Charles from his snoring] Charles!
Maj. Charles Winchester : Oh, no, you don't. I am sick and tired of playing this game. Once and for all, I do not snore!
All : [the whole camp, standing outside] Oh, yes, you do!
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : We can hear you all the way over in postop!
Sgt. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Actually, I'm impressed. Even my schnoz couldn't honk that loud.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : You are giving our position away to the enemy!
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : You fellas look like walking advertisements for rigor mortis. You feeling all right?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : If only I had the strength to drop dead.
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : If you two would stop carousing all night, you might feel better in the morning.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : For your information, Margaret, we went to bed at 10:00 last night. And at 10:15, 10:30...
Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : What are you talking about?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Charles snores! We would have gotten a better night's sleep at the front.