M*A*S*H (TV Series)

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan (1976)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

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• Klinger : [as a Korean girl looks him over puzzledly]  This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables.

• Margaret : Klinger, you're a disgrace to the army.

  Klinger : Thank you, ma'am. I'm doing my best.

• Roy : Klinger, I'm here to relieve you.

  Klinger : Good. Undo my bra.

• Klinger : [to Major Houlihan]  If anything happens to you, can I have your clothes?

• Klinger : I'll escort you to your tent.

  Margaret : Over my dead body.

  Klinger : That's possible, Major. Some North Korean prisoners have been released in the area. An attractive person like yourself might be in danger. Of course, the same is true for me.

  Margaret : I can take care of myself, Cinderella.

  Klinger : I understand this is a good neighborhood to pick up sailors.