M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The M*A*S*H Olympics (1977)
Michael McManus: Sgt. Ames
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Quotes
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Sgt. Ames : Look, I'm too far gone. I only got 10 days until my orders come in. What's the difference if I'm 20 pounds overweight or 30?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Beej, I don't believe Ames here is familiar with the amazing Pierce-Hunnicutt quick-loss plan.
Sgt. Ames : Huh?
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : It's famous. Simple diet and exercise. 20 pounds in 10 days.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : If not completely satisfied, your blubber cheerfully refunded. What do you say?
Sgt. Ames : You know, I'd appreciate that a whole lot.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce : Okay. Here's step number 1.
[Hawkeye takes away Ames's tray of food and puts it on the used tray stack]
Sgt. Ames : That hurts.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : You look thinner already.