M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Moon Is Not Blue (1982)
David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester
Quotes
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Major Charles Winchester : [after B.J. and Hawkeye mention that the movie The Moon Is Blue was banned in Boston] Gentlemen, uh, before you unleash your libidos, bear in mind, Boston would have banned "Pinocchio."
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Major Charles Winchester : My my, what has become of your wino's erector set?
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Igor Straminsky : Okay. Okay! Excuse me for living.
Major Charles Winchester : There IS no excuse for your living.
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Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I thought you went to see "Sahara" tonight.
Major Charles Winchester : Indeed, I did. But, alas, I had to leave when the film broke, which was about two seconds after I ripped it from the projector. And I would have been here sooner, but I had to stop to accept the cheers of the entire audience.
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Major Charles Winchester : ...Boston would have banned 'Pinocchio'.