M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Smell of Music (1978)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
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Quotes
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Father Francis Mulcahy : Ah, eating outside, I see. Very chic. Reminds me of the Via Veneto in Rome. I dined alfresco when we went there for an audience with the pope.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : *The* pope?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Numero uno.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Pull up a crate and tell us about it, Father.
Father Francis Mulcahy : Uh, no, I'm expected inside.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Father. Is it because we smell bad?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Well, uh... I, uh... Oh, dear. Oh, dear, how should I put this. Yes, because of that.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Jesus ate with the lepers.
Father Francis Mulcahy : He was an exceptionally good sport.
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Captains Pierce and Hunnicut, take a shower, you dirty stinkers.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : I take umbrage at that.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I used to take umbrage, but it gave me morning sickness.
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Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : [When Klinger brings B.J. and Hawkeye their suppers outside] Can we get some water?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Only if you bathe in it.