M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Trick or Treatment (1982)
James Carroll: Pvt. Crotty
Quotes
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[Major Winchester is treating a group of Marines who have partied too much on Halloween]
Pvt. Crotty : I sure made a mess out of my hand, sir.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : [Examining his mangled and bandaged hand] I hope you got the license number of the jaw that jumped in front of this.
Pvt. Crotty : It wasn't a jaw. It was a fan.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : A fan? Oh, a rabid admirer, eh?
Pvt. Crotty : Uh-uh. An electric fan. I bet this guy at Rosie's that I could stick my hand in it and pull it out before it got all sliced up.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Congratulations. You've just answered the question: What is the lowest form of Marine life?