M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Trick or Treatment (1982)
Harry Morgan: Col. Sherman T. Potter
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Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : [studying an x-ray] Damn! Been pokin' around people's bodies for thirty years, but this is one thing I'll never get used to.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : What is it?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : This protruding bone. It can be removed completely. He'd be better off without it.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : I don't understand.
Col. Sherman T. Potter : It ain't his. Probably belonged to the man in front of him. The mine explosion drove it right into this boy's leg like a spear.
Maj. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan : Oh my God.
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : When I was a kid, Halloween wasn't for getting pie-eyed. It was for getting the skivvies scared off of you.
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III : Oh come now, Colonel. Hobgoblins are the hobgoblins of little minds.