M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Where There's a Will, There's a War (1982)

Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan

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• Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Digitalis?

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : No, I'm keeping it a secret.

• Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Where's the stupid sulfa?

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : It's in the living room.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : What?

  Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan : The sulfa's in the living room between the end tables.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Margaret, you made a joke.