- Bryan calls phone sex line. Attention Deficit Disorder. Phone company. Ventriloquist Act. Psychic Cop. Long Island slut. Racism in a can. First to a million. Jason takes NASA. Mulatto Entertainers Association. Cookin with Sherry.
- Show Open: Phone Sex - A young man (Bryan Callen) calls a phone sex line and gets his own mother (Mary Scheer).
A.D.D. Girl - Mary Scheer, self-professed sufferer of Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), attempts to speak about it, but her thoughts keep wandering.
Outing Dummy - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
NDI Vs AE&E; #1-Nicole - Commercial: NDI swears on the Bible that their rates are lower than AE&E.
Psychic Cop - At a reality show featuring a psychic cop (Mary Scheer), her dead-on accuracy spoils it for the guilty police chief (Artie Lange), a rookie investigator (Phil LaMarr) and, ultimately, for the show itself.
Spy Vs Spy-Tuba Bang - White Spy places micro-bombs in the Black Spy's gloves while he's asleep. White Spy waits outside for Black Spy to wake up, dress and leave his home, whereupon he plays a tuba. When Black Spy uses his glove-covered fingers to plug his ears, the bombs go off.
Debra and Debbie - Debra (Nicole Sullivan), an overbearing Long Island mom, torments her daughter Debbie (Mary Scheer) for wanting to go to Jason's party. When Jason (Bryan Callen) arrives to pick a now-dejected Debbie up, Debra makes Jason take her instead.
Racism Vs Spam - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
First to a Million - At a game show where the first person to reach a million points is the winner, contestants are shocked as they realize that each correct answer is only worth one point.
Don Martin- Wish Bone - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Apollo the 13th - movie trailer for "Apollo the 13th: Jason Takes NASA", another sequel featuring that killer who wears a hockey mask
Phil's Mulatto Monologue - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Don Martin- Blow Up Girl - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Cookin' With Sherry - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Circus Guy - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Homeland Improvement - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
NDI Vs AE&E; #2-Woman - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Rolling Stones Video-Like A Rolling Stone - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Show Close - Mary Scheer's A.D.D. once again kicks into full gear as she tries to say a quick goodnight.
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