Maid Marian and Her Merry Men (TV Series)
Rotten Rose: Part 1 (1990)
Siobhan Fogarty: Rotten Rose
Quotes
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Robin : But what if they ask me about carpet laying? I've never *laid* *anything* in my life!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : We'll say you're on work experience.
Robin : I'm a little... *mature* for that, aren't I?
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : We'll say you're a slow learner.
Robin : But will they *believe* it?
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Robin, I'm *sure* they will.
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Marian : [Marian and Nettle watch from a distance as the hysterical young women of Worksop flock around Robin] Young girls! It's pathetic, isn't it?
Cowpat : [to Robin] Would you mind signing my arm, please? I've never met a real star before!
Robin : Oh well, I suppose so, okay, yeah!
Cowpat : Oh, I'll never wash again!
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : You never wash anyway.
Robin : Who shall I put it to?
Cowpat : Cowpat, please!
Robin : Cowpat. It's a pretty name. "To Cowpat, with love and best wishes from-"
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Can I touch your hair, please?
Robin : Well...
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : Can I, can I, can I?
Marian : Look at him! His head's so swollen it'll split in two in a minute, and his brains'll drop out.
Robin : [Calls over] Hey! Marian! Apparently Smash Hits readers have voted me the outlaw they'd most like to snog!
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Graeme : Poor King John. The cares of the nation lie very heavy on his shoulders, don't they sir?
The Sheriff : Yes, with a bit of luck a few more cares will dislocate them and his head'll fall off.
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : [in a stage whisper from across the courtyard] Sheriff!
The Sheriff : Yes Gary?
Gary : I didn't say anything.
The Sheriff : Oh.
'Rotten' Rose Scargill : [edges closer] Sheriff!
The Sheriff : You're not mucking about are you Gary?
Gary : No sir!
The Sheriff : [spooked] You haven't... turned into a woman, have you?
Gary : [defensively] No sir, my bike's got a crossbar and everything!