Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

College Recruiters (2006)

Erik Per Sullivan: Dewey Wilkerson

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Quotes 

• Dewey : [duffel bag in hand]  I'm all packed up.

  Hal : Good for you. Are you going somewhere?

  Lois : He's going to Francis's. Let's go over the rules again. When you are on the bus, what are you to do?

  Dewey : Talk to no-one, don't let anyone sit next to me, try to look sickly and learning-impaired, cough every few minutes, and nose-picking's OK.

  Lois : Encouraged! And what if you're on the bus for a few hours, and you have to go to the bathroom *really, really bad*?

  Dewey : Still don't go.

  Lois : That's my boy!

• Dewey : [to Francis]  So this is how you live? No fridge, no real furniture and the only decoration's a stolen bus bench?

  Francis : Isn't that great?

  Dewey : Francis, this is... everything I've ever dreamed of! This is exactly how I'll live when I grow up!

• Dewey : Francis, you have to get a life.

  Francis : I have a life. I've got my hobbies, my bus bench, the guys at the apartment pool...

  Dewey : I'm only 12, and I can see that this is a dead end. So you know what I should do better than I do.

  Francis : You're just like Mom.

  Dewey : Maybe Mom has a point. Maybe just hanging out by the pool isn't going to be the stepping stone you're hoping for.

  Francis : You never supported me!

  Dewey : All I'm saying is jobs don't just drop out of the sky.

  Francis : I hate you!