- [discussing possible ways of getting an undercover operative inside a hobo jungle]
- Officer John J. O'Mara: There used to be a vaudeville team, "O'Brian and O'Mara" - did a comedy act both dressed as tramps. Went pretty well on the Orpheum circuit.
- Police Captain: So?
- Officer John J. O'Mara: So... I was O'Mara!
- [discussing changing outfits with a hobo]
- Officer John J. O'Mara: I need your clothes. I'll give you one of my shirts, ties, one of my suits and a pair of my shoes. Is it a deal?
- Chester: [to Mrs. O'Mara] Is-Is he crazy?
- Betty O'Mara: He wasn't this morning.
- Officer John J. O'Mara: Alright, is it a deal - yes or no?
- Chester: I don't care if he is crazy. A deal!
- Betty O'Mara: Um, Dear...
- Officer John J. O'Mara: What?
- Betty O'Mara: In case you are crazy - I care.
- Officer John J. O'Mara: Well, I shouldn't have any trouble getting into the hobo jungle.
- Police Captain: Getting in? I'm worried about you getting out!
- Jerry - Reporter: Did you find any fingerprints? Did you get a plaster cast of a footprint? Anything!
- Officer John J. O'Mara: Oh, brother. Television is ruinin' you guys.
- Jerry - Reporter: I get my ideas from Dick Tracy.