Married... with Children (TV Series)
Dud Bowl (1994)
Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy
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Quotes
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Jack Franklin : You guys couldn't score with your own wives!
Al Bundy : And we're proud of that!
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Al Bundy : Hey Number 56, you don't look like Morty Fishbine.
Lawrence Taylor : Well, I am you schmuck!
Al Bundy : Who would think little Morty Fishbine would grow up to look like Lawrence Taylor?
Speedy : And if that's something, Eddie Yim grew up to look like Bubba Smith.
Bubba Smith : Shut up! Don't call me that!
Al Bundy : Same old Eddie, except now he appears to be a giant black man now.
Jefferson D'Arcy : Al, I'd swear that's Rod Martin, Hacksaw Reynolds, and Kenny Stabler over there!
Al Bundy : Jefferson, there is nobody over there but pink punks. And what do Polk High Panthers do to pink punks?
Al's Teammates : Pulverise the powder puffs!
Al Bundy : Let's rock.
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[looking at pink football uniforms they opposing team is wearing]
Al Bundy : Nice colors, Franklin. You all look like a box of Good n' Plenty!
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Jack Franklin : I think you are all a bunch of pansies!
Al Bundy : Pansies?
Jack Franklin : Pansies!
Al Bundy : Say, didn't they recently change Patton High's name to Jacqueline Onassis High?
Jack Franklin : [beat] Yeah.
Al Bundy : And isn't their football team now known as the Jackie O First Ladies?
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Al Bundy : They used ringers, guys 25, 30 years old.
Jack Franklin : You had guys that old.
Al Bundy : They were there honestly. They were stupid.
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Al Bundy : Peg, we're trying to huddle here.
Peggy Bundy : You never want to huddle with me.
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Al Bundy : Oh, to hell with the fans. This one's for us... and Baywatch's Pamela Anderson!