- C.J. Parsons: You know, Houston. There's an old saying: You gotta kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince.
- Matt Houston: [Leans toward C.J. and kisses her on the lips, then leans back to meet her eyes] Ribbit!
- Matt Houston: All right, the party's over, witchypoo. I believe this is what you call a Mexican standoff.