- Amanda Woodward: That's it! We're done here.
- Jennifer Mancini: Oh, but Michael said that you were going to take me out to lunch.
- Amanda Woodward: I'm far too busy to take lunch. That's busy with a capital "B".
- Jennifer Mancini: So... um, did I get the job or not?
- Amanda Woodward: Not. But just so that this wasn't a total waste of time, here's a tip: you're going to have a tough time finding a job with your attitude.
- Jennifer Mancini: Hmm. Well, that didn't stop you any.
- [on a job interview with Amanda, which Michael set up as a favor]
- Jennifer Mancini: You know Michael, he likes to bend the truth. But you probably do too, being in advertising.
- [pause]
- Amanda Woodward: We walk a fine line.
- Jennifer Mancini: Right, truth with a little "t", as opposed to the actual Truth, which is with a big "T". Am I getting too philosophical? I don't want to lose you.
- Amanda Woodward: [getting annoyed] Well, considering your resume barely qualifies for entry level, I doubt it. So what kind of advertising do you like?
- Jennifer Mancini: I know what I don't like. That billboard on Whilshire with the busty bimbo showing the "Sunset Diet Plan." No normal woman's ever going to respond to a cheesy ad like that.
- Amanda Woodward: That was my ad campaign.
- Jennifer Mancini: [laughs] I'm so embarrassed...
- Amanda Woodward: Yeah.
- Jennifer Mancini: ...for you.
- Dr. Michael Mancini: How was your interview with Amanda?
- Jennifer Mancini: A total bust. I get there and she told me that there's no job to speak of. And even if there was, Amanda told me she has this new policy to never hire friends or relatives or relatives of friends. So... that's that.
- Dr. Michael Mancini: Wait a minute. She said that she was going to give you a shot. I'm going to call her now and find out what happened.
- Jennifer Mancini: [trying to control her panic] Michael, wait! I didn't want to get into this but... uh... she was really mean to me.
- Dr. Michael Mancini: Listen, are you sure she knew who you were?
- Jennifer Mancini: Yeah. No doubt about it.
- Dr. Michael Mancini: Huh. I'm sorry. What can I say? Amanda can be brutal.
- Jennifer Mancini: [thinking fast of another lie] Yeah... it's just hard to show up and expecting someone to be nice to you and then... uh... they tell you to get lost.