- Chris Marchette: [whispering to Sydney] Diddling the boss, I hear? That's one way of staying out of the nuthouse where you belong.
- Sydney Andrews: [slaps him across the face] You bastard! Stay away from me! You hear me?
- [Jake enters]
- Jake Hanson: [to Chris] All right, that's it. Get out!
- Chris Marchette: [feigning innocence] Now wait a minute! That girl's out of her mind! She attacked me for no reason! I did absolutely nothing.
- Jake Hanson: [scoffs] I don't give a damn! Get out of my place. You insult Sydney, you insult me too.
- Jane Andrews Mancini: [walks up; completely oblivious to Chris' actions] Jake, Chris and I only came here to make peace.
- Chris Marchette: Jane's right. I only said 'hello' to Sydney, and she just slapped me.
- Jake Hanson: Take your lies and your ego elsewhere, Crocodile Dundee!
- Chris Marchette: I am not lying!
- Jake Hanson: I said, get out! You too, Jane. Out!
- Jane Andrews Mancini: Sydney is one lying to you Jake! She has you so fooled. You have no idea what a sick person you are involved with!
- Jake Hanson: Oh, that's funny. I was about to say the exact same thing to you about Chris!