Melrose Place (TV Series)

Irreconcilable Similarites (1993)

Heather Locklear: Amanda Woodward

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• Allison Parker : [to Amanda]  You have this whole to the point businesswoman act down to a tee. But the truth is that everything you say is a disguise for something else, and I'm tired of it. Everyone is tired of it.

  Amanda Woodward : [to Alison, about moving to Seattle]  Everyone except Billy. You want directness, honesty? Fine! Your leaving is the best news I've heard all week. Allison, don't forget your raincoat!

• Amanda Woodward : [to Allison]  You know, the truth is, and I know how big you are on the truth, you're jealous of everything I have. My job, Billy... You're running away because you can't handle it.

• Amanda Woodward : You wanna know something? I'm glad I'm not Alison. I'm glad I'm not some ditzy, little indecisive Midwestern nitwit who is so scared of life that she's running off to Seattle with some guy she barely even knows.

• Amanda Woodward : [watching 'Nosferatu']  Billy, I have to tell you something. I absolutely hate horror films.

  Billy Campbell : Well, you should've just said so.

  Amanda Woodward : Oh, wasn't it obvious?

  Billy Campbell : It'd be a little more obvious if you'd said so.

  Amanda Woodward : Well, you should've sensed it.

  Billy Campbell : You should've been more direct.

  Amanda Woodward : Could we at least turn it down?

  Billy Campbell : No, I want it loud.

  Amanda Woodward : Billy, I'm not kidding.

  Billy Campbell : Well, neither am I. I live here too, you know. Sometimes I think you forget that.

  Amanda Woodward : Fine!

  [gets up and walks out of the room]