- Amanda Woodward: [about Jane's case against Michael] It's open and shut. She literally caught the bastard with his pants down.
- Allison Parker: Amanda in the morning, Amanda at night, Amanda at work... Amanda one ceiling away...
- Jo Reynolds: Guess we're not very good at staying broken up.
- Jake Hanson: That's surprising, considering how much practice we've had.
- Jo Reynolds: What do you call a woman like that? She's too young to be a tramp. A bimbo, bimbette?
- Jane Andrews Mancini: How 'bout 'whore'?
- Jo Reynolds: We've lived together, what, two days, and already we're out of topics!
- Jake Hanson: My mouth was full!