- Amanda Woodward: You work for me, Allison. And you better get that straight, or you may find yourself out of a job.
- Jo Reynolds: Who's Perry?
- Jake Hanson: Bad news.
- Jo Reynolds: Let me rephrase the question. Who's Perry?
- Jake Hanson: An old girlfriend alright!
- Amanda Woodward: What happened to Keith?
- Allison Parker: Things didn't work out.
- Amanda Woodward: Personally, I never thought it would. So, are you back together with Billy?
- Allison Parker: Back to sharing an apartment.
- Amanda Woodward: Hmm... It's funny, I always thought it was more than that. But now I realize, you're both so scared of a real relationship, that the only thing that either one of you can commit to sharing with another person is the rent.
- Allison Parker: Amanda, that's not fair.
- Amanda Woodward: In my book, Allison, the only thing fair in this situation is that you're out of a job.
- Allison Parker: Well, I'm a contender. But I think I may be a little too tight with my boss's ex-boyfriend to really cinch the job.
- Allison Parker: I just want you to know how fond I've always been of you. I mean, from the first day we started working together, I've always admired and looked up to you as both a friend and mentor. And I hope things work out, because I look forward to learning from with you. And I know that together we can continue to make a really great team.
- Amanda Woodward: How sweet. And uh, I want you to know that no matter who I ultimately decide to hire for this position, I hope I can continue to be an inspiration to you.
- Lucy Cabot: Amanda, this is not a sorority. It is an ad agency. Now I suggest you solve your personal problems, and learn to function as a team.
- Jake Hanson: I think I like it better in the morning.
- Jo Reynolds: Why's that?
- Jake Hanson: Because it gets my day started with such a bang.