- Jane Andrews Mancini: God, she gets me so mad. She's rude, vain, opinionated...
- Dr. Michael Mancini: The collective term is 'bitch.'
- Billy Campbell: I was just cleaning out the fridge and I found this bottle of champagne.
- Jo Reynolds: [sarcastically] Where'd you find the glasses? The dishwasher?
- Billy Campbell: Uh, no. The cupboard.
- Jo Reynolds: [ostensibly talking about Michael] That guy is so anal. He needs to prescribe something calming for himself.
- Jake Hanson: He's alright. He just takes things too seriously, that's all.
- Jo Reynolds: Yeah, you're right. I'm a bitch. Look, I need a favor.