Men in Black: The Series (TV Series)

The Alpha Syndrome (1997)

David Warner: Alpha

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• Alpha : I thought you'd come. Where's the rookie?

  Kay : This is between you and me, Alpha.

  Alpha : So it is, K... so it is.

• Alpha : The cosmic intergrator opened my mind - my body had to follow! If only you knew what was in here...

  Kay : I used to think I did... until you left me for dead.

  Alpha : Well, stuff happens. But I'm offering you immortality, K. I'll get you another heart. It won't hurt a bit.

  Kay : You wouldn't go all the way to Sentillia for that heart, would you?

  Alpha : Why should I? Plenty of Sentillians right here on Earth.

  Kay : I had the twins do a little research. Did you know that Sentillians can breath a gas that would make a human's lungs dissolve? Bet you did. So, I got to wondering... st how inhuman are you?

  [takes out a can of Sentillian atmosphere gas] 

  Alpha : You wouldn't! It'll destroy us both!

  Kay : I'm willing to live with that. The Sentillian of coarse, walks. Come on, Alpha. Let's you and me take the ULTIMATE thrill ride.

  [J and L burst in the room] 

  Alpha : They riding, too?

  [pause] 

  Alpha : I didn't think so.

• Alpha : Join me, K! Be like me!

  Kay : A circus freak?

• Alpha : Your attention, please. Mr. Saben has left the building. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program. And Zed, ease off the bunt cake.

• Alpha : Oh, bad boy!

  [stings the heart and drops it] 

  Jay : You... killed it!

  Kay : That was completely unnecessary, Alpha!