- Alpha: The cosmic intergrator opened my mind - my body had to follow! If only you knew what was in here...
- Kay: I used to think I did... until you left me for dead.
- Alpha: Well, stuff happens. But I'm offering you immortality, K. I'll get you another heart. It won't hurt a bit.
- Kay: You wouldn't go all the way to Sentillia for that heart, would you?
- Alpha: Why should I? Plenty of Sentillians right here on Earth.
- Kay: I had the twins do a little research. Did you know that Sentillians can breath a gas that would make a human's lungs dissolve? Bet you did. So, I got to wondering... st how inhuman are you?
- [takes out a can of Sentillian atmosphere gas]
- Alpha: You wouldn't! It'll destroy us both!
- Kay: I'm willing to live with that. The Sentillian of coarse, walks. Come on, Alpha. Let's you and me take the ULTIMATE thrill ride.
- [J and L burst in the room]
- Alpha: They riding, too?
- [pause]
- Alpha: I didn't think so.
- Jay: You're ignoring Zed's orders? Who's the hot dog here?
- [sees the LTD is gone]
- Jay: Our wheels! We've been carjacked!
- Kay: Sorry, kid. I can't take you on this one.
- Jay: What? Why?
- Kay: I've already left. Besides, the underwear wrench can't tighten the laughing lumbago...
- [melts, and is revealed to be a Quick-Clone]
- Alpha: Your attention, please. Mr. Saben has left the building. I now return you to your regularly scheduled program. And Zed, ease off the bunt cake.