The Monkees (TV Series)
I Was a Teenage Monster (1967)
Michael Nesmith: Mike
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Quotes
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Peter : Android, Andy! Andy, wait, I'm Peter, your friend. The doctor is an evil man. He wants to exploit you. You're only a pawn in his hands! A tool for his avaricious ambitions.
Mike : Avaricious ambitions? Where did he get that?
Davy : It's in the script.
Mike : Are you sure?
Davy : Yes, on page 28.
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Mike : [Talking on the phone] Eh that's right officer, it's the big scary looking house on the very top of the hill. What? Oh, just a second I'll have to check.
Mike : [walks over to Dr. Mendoza who is being tied up] Hey Doctor, what's the name of this street?
Dr. Mendoza : Rosebud Lane.
Mike : Rosebud - I thought that was the name of a sled?
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Mike : Ehm, Doctor Mendoza, I sort of assume that you want us to teach your friend Rock and Roll?
Dr. Mendoza : That's right. Rock und Roll really appeals to the little monster.
Davy : Oh, it's a child. Is he your son?
Dr. Mendoza : Yes, I guess you could say he is my own flesh and blood. Hah!
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Mike : Eh, you can't really expect us to teach a monster to sing?
Dr. Mendoza : Well, he's not really a monster, he's a machine.
Mike : Well, we can't tutor a computer.
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Mike : Who in the world are you?
Dr. Mendoza's Daughter : I am the doctor's beautiful daugher.
Micky : Oh eh, but what do you have to do with all this?
Dr. Mendoza's Daughter : Nothing, I'm in the sequel.
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Mike : Hey doctor, you know, if we die, you could go to the chair for this.
Dr. Mendoza : Hoho, there is very little danger of you dying. Gottfried von Schnitzler says this type of experiment need not be fatal.
Mike : Who in the world is Gottfried von Schnitzler?
Dr. Mendoza : Oh, you know Gottfried, he's a little boy who lives down the hill.