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5/10
Watchable enough episode.
poolandrews4 May 2009
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Monsters: Fools' Gold starts as underground workman Gerry (Greg Safel) accidentally exposes a large cavern next to where he is digging, poking his inside Gerry is attacked & killed by something in the shadow's. Gerry's boss Sherrie (Mary Cadorette) & two workmates Phil (Jeff Conaway) & Joe (T.J. Castronova) find his badly burned body clutching several pieces of solid gold. Phil goes inside the cavern & finds a huge chest of gold but also runs into an evil little Troll (Debbie Carrington) there to guard it & kill anyone who wants to steal it. Phil, Joe & Sherrie all agree that they want the gold but must first find a way to get past the evil vicious little Troll...

Episode twelve from season one of Monsters this originally aired in the US during January 1989, the one & only directorial effort from special make-up effects man Greg Cannom (whose higher profile make-up effects credits include the likes of Titanic (19970), Blade (1998), Hannibal (2001), The Passion of the Christ (2004), Van Helsing (2004), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) & Watchmen (2009) as well as a whole slew of low budget horror) & isn't a bad installment but isn't amongst the show's best. The one surprise is that the script doesn't go down the moralistic route in the sense I thought the character's involved would either die or be killed because of their own stupidity or greed trying to steal the gold & I actually think Fools' Gold would have been much more satisfying if that's the way the script had gone. The fact two of the three main character's survive seems a little pointless & to me this episode felt like a missed opportunity. A bit. Still, at only twenty odd minutes in length it moves along at a good pace & at least merits a watch if nothing else.

This one has an 80's horror film feel to it with the lighting & the sets being quite atmospheric. The featured monster in Fools' Gold is an ugly little Troll that looks like a smaller version of the monster from The Crate segment from the fun George A. Romero anthology horror Creepshow (1982) & the creature effects here are pretty good although it's kept mostly in the shadow's until the end & you can tell it's just a person in a monster suit although to be fair it's a good monster suit. There's not much gore here, there's a burned face & some bright green spraying Troll blood but little else.

Monsters: Fools' Gold is a decent enough way to spend twenty odd minutes but there's not that much to it & the ending isn't very satisfying either, not too bad but not that great either.
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5/10
Decent average episode.
b_kite23 July 2018
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Three construction workers find a hidden cave with treasure guarded by a troll. They attempt to trick the troll so they can steal the treasure to become rich, but, discover it want be that easy.

I can't find a lot to really say about this one other then its just painfully average. It fits that middle of the road were its good but not great either. While the subterranean settings look pretty cheap the troll creature doesn't look that bad. Jeff Conaway of Grease and Taxi fame is here as one of the workers, if not for him this thing would probably be even more average. The episode ends once again with no twist which would have maybe saved this from just being run of the mill, but, as it stands its pretty average and dull.
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5/10
Miners meet a troll in this TV episode
Leofwine_draca21 June 2015
FOOLS' GOLD is a quite average episode of the MONSTERS TV show which makes it substantially better than many episodes from the series. In it, three construction workers are exploring some subterranean terrain when they stumble upon a hidden cave packed with golden treasure. Unfortunately for them, the treasure happens to be guarded by a troll.

The presence of the troll is by far the most fun thing about this episode. He's suitably menacing for a family friendly TV show and there are some quite strong scenes where he metes violence out against the human characters. As usual, the production values are pretty poor - the single set location looks REALLY cheap - and the acting is indifferent, but you could do a lot worse.
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"I'm rich! I'm rich!"
lost-in-limbo31 August 2010
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"Fools' Gold" would be episode twelve from Season One of "Monsters" and it happened to be quite fun little episode. Probably could have done more with it, but in the end it was acceptable. A little nasty, a little suspenseful, tailored with an atmospheric score and neat looking monsters design (Debbie Lee Carrington playing the wicked critter) with moments of icky make-up FX thanks to its handy work.

Two construction workers along with their female supervisor come across a dead body of a fellow co-worker near a newly dug up entrance of a cave. Fearing what might have done it, is soon forgotten when one of them discovers a gold coin in the hand of the decease. Now they go into cave to see if they can find more gold, but what awaits them is like something out of a fairy tale; a troll.

Simple if lively story, where the few cramp cardboard sets are made to good use by the material's tight focus. What starts of as the temptation of greed, becomes a lot more when trapped as survival becomes the key. Some minor slow stretches involving reflective conversations make there way in, but never does get distracted from the lingering threat and there are enough conflictive dialogues to heighten the anxiety of the situation. The performances are sound enough with Jeff Conaway leading the way.
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5/10
Fools' Gold
Scarecrow-8811 September 2011
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There's this rocky cave with a treasure chest of gold discovered by members (Jeff Conaway, Mary Cadorette, and TJ Castronova) of a mining operation who encounter a troll protecting it. The troll has acidic type green blood and is afraid of sunlight (the reason is shown in the final scene). When the troll touches you it burns, so the three will have to avoid it if they are to get their hands on the treasure it is guarding. An avalanche will complicate matters. Make-up wizard, Greg Cannom's lone directorial effort was this little silly waste of time about the battle between humans and a little furry monster running around burning them when it gets a nice grip. The late Jeff Conaway (Taxi; Grease) is the wise-ass Phil who motivates the others to go after the gold, chock full of the fever. Cadorette is the employee always sorting through her boss' paperwork, tired of being a lackey. Castonova has been a miner for 30 years, and the wear of working underground shows (he has a favorite iron pickaxe and seems to know a lot about trolls, something told to him in stories from his mother as a child). But in going after the gold, they could be inviting trouble. The cave looks really cheap and it's the only set used for this episode. The treasure looks like something that belongs in a pirate ship. The troll actually does look like it left off the set of John Carl Buechler's movie into this episode. "Fools' Gold" is no great shakes, but I reckon fans of creature features might want to give it a whirl.
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4/10
Nothing special.
Aba7415 August 2020
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Average episode about two miners along with their supervisor finds a mean troll in a mine. The late Jeff Conway plays a stereotype greedy miner who will do anything to get the Troll's gold. Wonder how he ends up? No surprises here, although the man in the troll suit looks a lot better than previous man in monster suits episodes.
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8/10
Don't mess with the troll
Woodyanders1 July 2019
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A trio of construction workers discover a hidden cave that contains treasure that's guarded by a lethal and territorial troll (Debbie Lee Carrington in a gnarly outfit). Director Greg Cannon keeps the enjoyable and engrossing story moving along at a snappy pace as well as milks a good deal of claustrophobic tension from the claustrophobic setting. The tight script by Michael Reaves makes a nice point about the perils of greed. The sound acting by the capable cast keeps things humming: Jeff Conaway as the cocky Phil, Mary Cadorette as uptight supervisor Sherrie, and T.J. Castronovo as weary veteran Joe. Moreover, there are even a few fairly gruesome moments in which the troll burns folks with its deadly touch. A nifty show.
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