- Grandpa Munster: [huge thump] Herman's home.
- [pans fall]
- Grandpa Munster: Lilly, either hang those pans up or have them tuned!
- Grandpa Munster: [huge thump, pans fall down and make a musical sound, he smiles] You had them tuned!
- Grandpa Munster: What'll we do? We'll do what men have done for centuries: we'll stand firm and defend out homes. We'll man the battlements, flood the moat and pull in the drawbridge.
- Marilyn Munster: But Grandpa, we don't have any battlements, or any moat.
- Grandpa Munster: Marilyn, will ya please. Don't be so technical! I haven't had so much fun since I started the French revolution.
- Lily Munster: Oh, wait till grandpa's relatives in the old country hear about this, they'll really sit up on their hind legs and take notice.
- Herman Munster: Did you hear something, Lilly?
- Lily Munster: Oh that's just Spot, dear. He's had indigestion all morning.
- Herman Munster: Oh. Yeah, I guess he got out again and got a hold of some bad telephone poles.
- Lily Munster: Grandpa, I wonder how Herman's making out with Eddie. He's upstairs now, trying to calm him down.
- Marilyn Munster: Well I had no idea he'd be so upset about moving and leaving his friends.
- Grandpa Munster: I know how it is. In the old country I was always getting attached to my friends and neighbors. Especially at night.
- Eddie Wolfgang Munster: Boy, this is the neatest thing that's happened since Grandpa dug up Spot for me.
- Herman Munster: I'm gonna go down to the parlor and tell Mr. Gateman that I just can't take the new job. Hm.
- Lily Munster: Oh Herman, Herman, he'll be dissapointed so let him down gently.
- Herman Munster: Lilly, have no fear. In my business, we always let people down gently.