- The Newsman: Here's a Muppet News Flash. Mrs. Lola Bramswell of Covington, Kentucky, has come upon a most unique diet. For the past ten years, she has eaten nothing but seaweed.
- [a screen turns on, revealing Lena Horne as Mrs. Bramswell]
- The Newsman: Tell us, Mrs. Bramswell, has eating only seaweed presented any problems?
- Lola Bramswell: No, not really, except that twice a day, I find myself going in and out with the tide.
- The Newsman: That's not easy to do in Kentucky.