- [Fozzie asked Kermit for five dollars to pay his writer, Gags Beazley]
- Kermit the Frog: You pay him by the line?
- Fozzie Bear: No, I pay him by the laugh.
- Kermit the Frog: Oh, then he owes YOU money.
- Fozzie Bear: Hey, we were so poor, I was born at home. After my mother saw me, she went to the hospital.
- Sandy Duncan: [seeing a grumpy, orange, fish finger-shaped full-body Muppet sitting on a bench] Oh. You mustn't look so sad.
- [She sits down beside him]
- Sandy Duncan: Oh, I know that you may appear to be- on the outside- ugly, but inside, I bet that you are as beautiful as a morning sunrise.
- [She gets a cream pie in the face]
- Sandy Duncan: On the other hand...